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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Teddy Bear - 1
Location: Park (Fall)
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Translation by royalquintet
Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Hmm-hm hmm♪

Wahaha! It’s come, it’s come, inspiration!

I’ve been on a roll lately~ These hands are your source for locally-produced masterpieces…☆

I really am a genius, huh! No wait, perhaps even a god?! Juuust kidding, I just wanted to try copying Shu…♪

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Eek, is that a dead body?!

Huh? What? Did he collapse here…?

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

H-Heey? What’s up? You okay~? You’re still alive, right?

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

(Hm. His body’s warm, and I can feel a pulse… He’s alive… right?)

(But his breathing’s shallow and kinda unsteady~ the rhythm’s all off!)

(I-I can’t just leave him here like this! I’ll get an ambulance or something!)

(Ahh, but thanks to that other thing, I don’t have my phone, or even my wallet! I don’t have anything but my genius!)

(But that’s all I really need! Wahaha!)

(Wait, I shouldn’t joke around at a time like this… umm, what do I do? I guess for now, I’ll carry him to school since it’s close by?)

(Yeah, taking him to the nurse’s office or something should be a good idea! And if I see anyone on the way, I can borrow their phone and call an ambulance, too!)

(Alrighty, let’s go with this plan!)

H-Hey there? I’m gonna pick you up, okay?

I don’t see any injuries on him… It should be fine to move him. I might touch him somewhere weird, but there’s no avoiding it, okay!

Here we go~ guaaahh! Hrgghhh…!

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

(H-He’s pretty heavy! This won’t work~ My muscles aren’t doing so great after being a shut-in for so long!)

(Even after coming back, I’ve been lazy and had Knights carry heavy things for me, you know?)

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Uuu… Oshisaaaan, m’sorry…

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Mm? He’s mumbling something in his sleep! Or, did you wake up~? To be honest, it’d be great if you could walk on your own, you know!

You’re wearing a uniform, so you’ve gotta be a Yumenosaki student, right? You’re a big kid in high school already, get a grip!

Come on, you can do it little guy!

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Ah, he just closed his eyes again… Guh, he’s a real handful! Alright, I guess I have no choice but to buck up and carry him!

Come on, work, my muscles that I don’t really use that much!

Hiyahh!

Uuu, every single step is so heavy~!

(…But this guy… he seems pretty light for his height.)

(I don’t have any upper body strength, so he probably just feels heavy… It’s like he’s just skin and bones, or just hollow on the inside?)

(Does he have cotton instead of organs in there?)

(Actually, hmm… I feel like I’ve seen this guy somewhere before? Who was he again?)

(I’ve forgotten! But anyway, I can’t waste calories on thinking right now!)

(I gotta hurry! I don’t know who he is, but I won’t be able to sleep if I let him die!)

Scene Change: Nurse's Office
Teddy Bear - Chapter 1 Scene Change
(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

We’ve made it to the nurse’s office.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Yeah! Thanks for carrying that guy who collapsed for me, it was a real big help!

If I’d been the only one carrying him, we’d most likely both have ended up on the ground!

I owe you one~ Sorry to interrupt you in the middle of club activities, though? You look scary, but you’re a good guy, kid from Rei’s place♪

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

I’m not the “kid from Rei’s place”, I’m Adonis Otogari. Haven’t I told you this several times already, Tsukinaga-senpai?

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Huh, is that right? Sorry about that! I don’t really care for names, you see!

But that’s a pretty name~ Adonis, from Greek mythology, right?

Anemones spring from his flesh and blood! The goddess who loved him cries tears of roses!

Ahh, it’s come, it’s come, inspiration!

As thanks to you, I shall offer you a song, and I shall title it “Adonis” so I don’t forget your name~♪

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

…… (He ignores Leo for now and lays Mika on a bed.)

Okay. This will be fine for now. Take time and rest on a nice, soft bed.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Yeah! That’s one thing out of the way!

Ahh, I was seriously panicking, I probably lost years off my life! Even though I don’t think I’ll be living long as it is!

…Same for this guy. Seriously, why’d he collapse? Any ideas, Adonis?

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

I’m not sure, but Kagehira collapses frequently. It seems he doesn’t have much interest in eating, so he’s a bit anemic from malnutrition.

Which means it’ll all be solved if he eats meat. And I just happen to have a kebab, so I’ll give it to him when he wakes up.

Do you want some, Tsukinaga-senpai? Eat some meat.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Ah, I’ve seen this in some country before! I was thinking you smelled good - so it was this, huh~ Do you always go around carrying food with you?

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

It’s just a coincidence. I was doing some extra practice for track club, and ran wherever it took me, but…

Lured by the smell of meat, before I knew it, I was standing in front of a kebab stall I pass by on the way to school.

It’s one of my favorite places, and the owner knows me.

I know it’s not good to put something in my stomach while I’m still in the middle of practice, but they asked me to try out their new product…

And I gave into temptation and tried it.

And to cap it off, it was so good that I went back to school just to get my wallet, and then I ended up buying a lot… I am weak.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

But that’s fine, isn’t it? Self-control is the path to enlightenment, but… in the end, humans are better off when they eat whatever they want to eat, and do whatever they want to do!

I like that way much better~♪

Translation: royalquintet
Translation by Linnæus
Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Hm, hmm, hmm~m ♪

Wahaha! I’m full of inspiration!

I’ve really been on a roll lately~! Hello and welcome to Leo, home of the world’s finest musical masterpieces~☆

I’m such a genius! No, make that a god!? Okay, maybe a god’s a bit much~ I just wanted to try talking like Shu...♪

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Whoa!? There’s a dead guy on the ground!?

W-What happened? He... He didn’t die here, did he...?

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

H- He~y? What’s wrong? You okay? You aren’t really dead, are you?

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

(Hmm. His body is still warm, and it feels like his heart’s still beating... That means he’s alive, right?)

(His breaths are really shallow and ragged, though... They’re off-beat!)

(I- I can’t just leave him here like this! I should go call for an ambulance!)

(Ah, wait! Looks like I forgot my phone again, and I don’t have my wallet either! I don’t have anything except my talent!)

(Well, that’s all I really need, huh? Wahaha!)

(Wait, no, this isn’t the time to mess around... Ummm, what should I do? We aren’t far from school, so I guess I’ll try to carry him there for now.)

(Yeah! I should bring him to the school infirmary! If I run into anyone along the way, I can ask to borrow their phone to call for an ambulance!)

(Alright! Now that I’ve got a plan, let’s get rolling!)

Uh, hey? I’m gonna pick you up, okay?

As far as I can tell, you don’t have any external wounds, so... You’ll be okay if I move you, right? I might touch you somewhere weird in the process, but I don’t have any other choice, got it!?

Alright~ Here we go! Hnnnnnn...!

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

(H- He’s heavier than I thought! I can’t pick him up~ This is what I get for spending so long as a shut-in... I’m all out of shape!)

(Even though I’m back in school now, I’ve been slacking off and letting the rest of Knights do all the heavy-lifting for me. Came back to bite me, huh?)

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Nngh... Oshi-san... I’m sorry......

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Huh? He’s talking in his sleep! That or he woke up, huh? Hey, Sandbag! If you’re awake, then I’d really appreciate it if you could walk for yourself!

You’re wearing our uniform, so you must be a student at Yumenosaki, right? You’re a big, grown-up high-schooler, so pull yourself together!

Even a toddler can walk. C’mon. Left, right! Left, right!

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

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Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Ah, he passed out again... Haahh, you’re a handful, you know that? Oh well. Looks like I’m just gonna have to bite the bullet and carry him somehow!

Listen up all you muscles! I know we don’t do this often, but I’m gonna need all of you to work with me here!

Up we go!

Aagh, I can barely move like this~!

(...Still, I feel like this guy’s actually pretty light for how tall he is.)

(He just feels heavy cause I don’t have much strength in my arms... “Skin and bones” doesn’t even feel like an exaggeration. Is this guy hollow or something?)

(Do you have innards, or did someone just stuff you with cotton and call it quits~?)

(Come to think of it, hmm... I feel like I’ve seen this guy before. Who is he?)

(Well, I have no clue, and I don’t have enough free energy to spare on thinking right now!)

(I don’t know who you are, but I can’t leave you like this in a good conscience! Andele!)

Scene Change: School Infirmary
Teddy Bear - Chapter 1 Scene Change
(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

We made it to the infirmary.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Looks like it! Thanks a bunch for carrying that guy who collapsed in the park for me. I don’t know what I would’ve done if you hadn’t showed up along the way!

If I had to carry him all the way here myself, I probably would’ve ended up passed out on the ground with him!

You’re a lifesaver~ Sorry to drag you into this while you were in the middle of club activities. You look kinda scary, but you’re actually a pretty cool guy, Rei Junior ♪

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

We’ve been over this before, Tsukinaga-senpai. My name is “Otogari Adonis,” not “Rei Junior.”

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Oh, is that what it was? Sorry, sorry! I’m not really interested in people’s names!

You have a pretty name, though~ “Adonis” is from Greek mythology, right?

Anemone flowers grew from his flesh and blood! And then then the tears of the goddess who loved him sprouted roses![1]

Aaaah, I can feel inspiration welling up inside of me!

Allow me to express my thanks with a song for you! I’ll call it “Adonis” so I won’t forget your name any more~♪

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

............ (Ignoring Leo, Adonis moves to lay Mika down on a bed.)

Alright. That should do it for now. This bed is soft and warm. Take a good long rest.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

What he said! Problem solved!

Ahh, he really had me worried though~ I think that ordeal took a few years off my life! I already get the feeling I’m not the type to have a long life, so don’t go making it any shorter!

...Well, I guess that applies to him too, huh? Why did he pass out in a place like that anyways? Do you know, Adonis?

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

I’m afraid I don’t, but Kagehira passes out fairly often. From what I’ve heard, he doesn’t have much of an appetite, so he gets anemic as a result of malnutrition.

His problem would be solved if he ate meat. Luckily, I happen to have some kebabs on me. Let’s give him some when he wakes up.

Would you like one, Tsukinaga-senpai? You should eat meat.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

Oh! I’ve seen these in some country or another! This must be why you smelled so good~ Do you always carry food around with you?

(Strong Person) Adonis Otogari Full Render Bloomed

No, I had them with me by coincidence. I was in the middle of running around for the track team’s individual practice session, and then...

I caught the scent of meat in the air. Before I knew it, I had followed my nose to a kebab stand along the road leading up to the school.

I’m a regular there, and I also am acquainted with the owner.

I was in the middle of team practice, and I know that I shouldn’t eat while I’m running, but... The owner asked me to sample a new flavor they’re working on...

I gave in to temptation and ate the sample.

To make matters worse, it was so delicious that I couldn’t help running back to school to get my wallet for more. I ended up buying a bunch... I’m weak-willed.

Leo Tsukinaga School Dialogue Render

What’s wrong with that? Suppressing your desires may be a shortcut to enlightenment, but you know what? For the most part, I think humans should eat whatever they want and do whatever they want!

That’s the way I like it~♪

  1. In case anyone was curious! Basically, Adonis was super hot and had two goddesses fighting over him. Unfortunately for Adonis, he loved one more than the other, which is of course a giant death flag. He gets gored by a wild boar, then bleeds to death in his lover Aphrodite’s arms. As she cried, her tears and/or a nectar she pours over his wound causes anemone flowers to grow. The rose bit isn’t as common, but there’s a version out there where Aphrodite pricks her finger on a white rose’s thorn, turning the flower red. So Leo’s kinda off but ehhh close enough?
Translation: Linnæus
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