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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Romantic Comedy Prologue
Location: Light Music Club Clubroom
Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

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Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ !

.... aww right! This is the best high ever! We're workin' up a helluva sweat even though it's the middle of winter! Gyahahah! ☆

We keep this up and at the next S1 live... at StarFes, UNDEAD'll have this in the bag!

Though we keep standin' out each and every freakin' time, it's not enough for first place feels like.

Even though we're the damn strongest, guys from Trickstar, fine, and even RYUSEITAI keep buttin' in!

All the built-up stress's 'bout to make me explode!

This time UNDEAD's gonna be in the spotlight at StarFes!

We're gonna stand out even harder than Santa-san with our bodies splattered in their blood from head-to-toe!

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

Oogami. I'm saying this just in case you weren't aware, but Santa Claus's suit isn't dyed red with blood.

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

I know that! Don't go countering me when I'm not bein' stupid. And since when were we some kinda manzai comedy duo?!

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

Fufu. If I can joke around now then that must mean I still have room to improve.

Still, UNDEAD's productive power lately is fairly high. Your earlier statements may not just be a pipe dream.

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Right~? You feel it too, don'tcha Adonis? We're totally in the zone lately!

Let's keep up the momentum and ride it all the way until Christmas. Rock'n Roll ☆

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

Rock'n'roll.... ♪

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Hahah. You're weirdly into it today. Usually you're just standin' there all quiet like a Jizo statue, y'know?

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

Jizo statue? I'm just fond of Christmas.

In my country and even my hometown it's celebrated on a much larger scale. Though unlike in Japan, it was also the time when we gave out our New Year's gifts.

It was flashy and busy, but I enjoyed it. And since we were set to get our gifts on Christmas Eve, even my terrifying sisters were cheerful...

Since they were kind to me then, Christmas has always been a wonderful, peaceful memory for me.

That's why I think it'd be good if Christmas this year were more of the same.

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Hahah. Business is always boomin' for idols during the holidays. If it weren't for StarFes, we'd have plans to have a shootout with someone else.

And that doesn't sound too peaceful, right?

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

Right. So we ought to work hard in order for this to be a "great memory".

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

Ciao~. ♪

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

.... hm? You finally appeared, Hakaze-senpai.

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

Yep. Ahahah, you guys are like, ridiculously excited again. Did something good happen?

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Ah — hey, you damn playboy! You're freakin' late again! Do somethin' about that absent motivation of yours already! Are ya tryin' to bring down our excitement or somethin'?!

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

No, no. I made sure to let someone know I'd be late today. You didn't hear anything from Sakuma-san?

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

From that damn vampire~? I don't know what's up with him today. Seems like it's the first time in a while that he's been feelin' real sick... 

He went straight to sleep in that coffin when he came in the clubroom.

Now that ya mention it, maybe he did mumble somethin' like "Kaoru-kun will be late".

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

Ahahah. Hearing that he's "asleep in the coffin" isn't even a shock now, huh. Though most just need one look to see that it's totally weird.

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

Yes. It surprised me at first, but now I'm fairly used to it.

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

I don't know how I feel about that. Leaving Yumenosaki Academy after being absorbed in the middle of what's considered common sense here is, well... it sounds like things'll be tough after graduation.

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

That's true. Graduation... we still have a long ways to go. It's hard for me to even picture.

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

Ahahah. And that's how it should be for you two. I'm a little jealous.

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

............. 

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Whoa, what the?! Damn vampire! Don't go jumpin' outta your coffin without saying somethin'! My bad. Did ya wake up 'cause we were makin' a ton of noise nearby?

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

Kukuku. You're not at all in the wrong. There's no need to lower your head and apologize.

If the noise were truly that intolerable, I would've been fine with simply removing myself from the clubroom early only to go on home.

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

You sure you're feeling okay, Sakuma-san? Those dark circles under your eyes are seriously making you look like a real vampire. Like, you actually look pretty sickly. 

Just don't go giving me a cold or anything. I've got a whole bunch of plans coming up around Christmas.

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

Hmm. Is that so, Hakaze-senpai? You were late again today... but since December is also known as "Shiwasu"[1] in this country, I suppose that's a given.

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

No, no. Christmas is like this country's holy day for lovers, if you "get my drift". ♪

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

What does that mean? Do you know, Oogami?

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

I do, but I wish I freakin' didn't... ugh. Are you in heat all year long or somethin'? Is it mating season, you bastard?

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

Heheh. There's no day off when it comes to love, you see~. ♪

Adonis Otogari School Dialogue Render

....? I'm not following. Do you understand what they're talking about, Sakuma-senpai?

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

Indeed. .... Kaoru-kun, set your belongings aside and come here. We need to talk.

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

Hm? What? Spare me your lecture, okay~. You were fully aware of the kinda guy I was when you invited me to join, right?

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

Enough. .... quit fooling around and take a seat, you good-for-nothing.

Kaoru Hakaze School Dialogue Render

Good-for-nothing...? Eh~? What's up? It's not like you to get this serious. Did I do something wrong?

  1. Adonis is referring to a pretty old term for the month, 師走. It was known as a busy month due to the fact that even monks were forced to hurry about to carry out their work.
Translation: Mandy
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