|Writer: 日日日 (Akira)|
|Location: Secret Room|
|Tch… They forestalled what I dID.
How surprisiNG, I guess I underestimated thEM. Besides me, they said they also keep an eye on someone from the game club.
Student council, hUH… I wonder what they are planniNG. As I don’t know what their purpose is, it’s ominoUS.
I don’t think it’s just a coincidenCE, though. Should I just wait and see for a little bit moRE?
|What are you talking about, Natsume-kun?|
|Ah… Sorry, master. I must be bothering your reading tiME.|
|No~ I am just killing my time with reading.|
|You have free tiME, huh, master? If that’s the case, please help mE. Right now I am plotting a conspiracy for the sake of enhancing my student life a bIT♪
First off, I am going to join the game club, and then I will casually drive out the other members and take ovER…
And then I will sell the expensive retro games in the clubroOM, I just want to trade it for some monEY.
But the student council has struck their first moVE, so the game club’s clubroom has been taken over by thEM.
You knOW, when I visited the game club earlier, I laid out a bug, so I can eavesdrop on their conversatiON.
|Eavesdropping is a crime, you know. Can you hear the conversation inside the school if you strain your ears?|
|I am different from master, I still have to train my heariNG.
Anyway, not only I will get to earn money, I can also get a base called a clubroOM, I thought that this plan would be like killing two birds with one stone, sEE?
But this feels like I run after two hares, but I catch neithER. I am still inexperienced, after aLL.
Anyway, having no money is the same as having no neCK. By any means, I want to make profit with all my migHT.
I can only earn coins by taking fortune-telling consultation, thouGH.
Because of the excessive exposure of bad fortune tellers in TV, there is a firm prejudice towards the occult fieLD.
I can’t even make easy monEY, so I am in troubLE.
The idol department is just like a boys’ schoOL, and statistically, it seems boys have more a detestable attitude towards the mystique in fortune telling than girLS.
That is why I have a hard time looking for clienTS.
|Fufufu. There is no use in complaining, Natsume-kun.
For boys who are especially in their growing period, they tend to be enthusiastic over machoism.
When you steadily gain more muscles, things that you can put into practice with your limbs are increasing… And so they start to admire and worship a god called one’s own body.
They’re at such an age, see, it’s called boys’ puberty.
On the other hand, they tend to be cranky because their heart and body’s growth are not proportional…
If they are able to get in that gap well, it should be rather easy to control themselves.
And later on, they tend to embrace curiosity and obsession over girls’ bodies.
One usually gets caught in a situation where you have to seduce someone in girl’s clothing, but Natsume-kun is cute, so I think it will suit you.
If you want a cute costume, we have one in the theater club’s room. And if you like, I shall teach you on how to do your own make up♪
|I must decliNE. Even though what master taught me has always been working oUT, I personally dislike dressing up as a giRL.
Rather than that, please teach me some “magIC”… master♪
|I’ve already told you many times, but I can’t use magic.
You can do such a thing like magic if you are able to perfectly master every single science and technique in this world…
It’s a field where you just start taking out your hand if you have nothing to do afterwards.
Such a thing as magic does not exist in this world… you will get neither a goal nor a solution even if you learn endlessly; it is no more than a way to kill time in one’s own refined old age.
|Just like “Faust”*, hUH. If it’s master, I believe you can reach that levEL.|
|No no, I haven’t given up like that yet.
…Oops, I was able to kill my time moderately, so I have to go back to my clubroom.
You know, I am a little bit stuck with a troublesome kid now~ But I am in the middle of playing ignorant until he gives up.
|Hmmm. So today, master is just chilling out in the “secret room” because of thAT?
And here I hoped that master had some business with me, sEE~?
That is why I left the game club earLY, see, I got to show up here, thouGH.
By the wAY, this room is included with a hidden camera to detect invadeRS, so I will notice if anyone comes heRE.
Fufun. I left no flAW♪
|Natsume-kun sure likes gadgets, huh…
You set up too many things like hidden cameras and bugs all over the placeーyou even see things that you do not have to see.
See nothing, say nothing, hear nothing, that is the secret to enjoying one’s life.
If you set up cameras all over the place, I, too, will also get tired from acting and thinking about enjoying myself.
|You can forget about the camera’s existenCE… isn’t it fine if you don’t take notice of thAT?|
|No~ As I thought, I am an actor at heart, huh…
Well, in the first place, even when nobody’s watching, God is.
Hmm. Don’t you think this so-called reality is a lonely stage?