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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Robin Hood The King and His Merry Men - 3
Location: Archery Ground
Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

I-in that case, please excuse me... ♪

W-whoa, please don't move, Leader!

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

You're heavier than I thought! I'm gonna get crushed! Pancaked!

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

I-I'm not that heavy!

I have been told by my seniors in Knights that I have been eating too much recently, so I hired a dietitian and am now on a diet plan!

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Oh whatever, just hurry up and shoot! I'm enduring being in this shameful position just to help you out, so I won't forgive you if you fail!

In fact, I'll get mad and go on a rampage!

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Nnghh, you are selfish as usual! Very well — I shall do it!

Please praise me if I hit the target, Leader! Take responsibility for starting this fire!

Firing! Eei... ☆

(Master of Equestrian Archery) Tsukasa Suou CG
Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Bullseye!

Did you see that, Leader!? Dead on! A clean hit! ♪

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Ooh, not bad! Good boy! At least you can hit the target when you absolutely have to — great job!

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Fufun, do you see me in a better light now? Now then, I shall go on to the next target... ☆

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Hm? Whoa, wait a sec, Suo~! Stop for a moment!

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Huh? W-whoa, please don't get up so suddenly! I'm going to fall — u-uwaah-

... Wargh!?

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Wahaha! ☆ You sound hilarious! You okay? Sorry, sorry!

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Ugh! You are always twisting me around your little finger...!

— Huh? Onee-sama! Do you have business here in the archery hall?

What? "You two are getting along as always"? Do we look friendly with each other? That was not my intention!

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Anzu! Ucchuu~☆

Good! You always properly greet me back with "ucchuu~☆"! I love you!

How's everything on your end? Is there anything I can do to help?

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

... What is the meaning of this, Leader? Is there something you are doing with onee-sama?

Have you asked her to produce Knights' new job?

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Nah, it's not a job... We got some babies.

But I have no idea how to raise them, so I'm leaving Anzu to take care of them~♪

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Excuse me...!?

W-w-what do you mean, Leader!?

Anzu onee-sama and you — kids!? Is that how it is!? Were the two of you in that kind of relationship!?

Y-you traitor!

I mean, um, um!? Please take responsibility as a knight! But you're still a high schooler... and an idol...!?!

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Chill out. Don't worry, I haven't laid a finger on Anzu. Don't fantasize such weird things — it's disrespectful to Anzu too.

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Y-you of all people have no right to talk about manners! B-but, in that case... what does this all even mean!? Do you understand, Fushimi-senpai?

Yuzuru Fushimi Summer School Dialogue Render

Excuse me? My apologies — I was too busy concentrating on my archery to listen.

Oh... good day, Anzu-san.

I would be grateful if you did not bring animals into the archery hall, as any shedded fur would be a hassle to clean up. Cats tend to claw at the walls as well.

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Cats...?

Wow! You are right, onee-sama is holding a cardboard box full of kittens! Oh, they're so lovely... ♪

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Don't get too touchy with them, Suo~. They're still babies, and small animals tend to get stressed out easily.

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

B-but Leader! They're so cute, I could just eat them up... ack!?

Eek!? W-what a big cat!? It tackled me — what's going on!? Kuaahh, what an impertinent beast...!

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Ohh, Little John! You're looking good! I'm glad~ ♪

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

L-Little John? Is that the name of this chubby cat?

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Yep! She was pretty exhausted, probably 'cause she gave birth to so many kittens, so I'm relieved that she's recovered!

There there, c'mere on my lap~♪

Wahaha! ☆ You've lost a little weight, Little John? Was it the babies?

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

This cat is quite attached to you, Leader... even though she outright attacked me. Everybody is so unfair.

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

That's just 'cause you were touching her kids! Of course a parent's gonna protect their children.

... Whoa there? Even the little ones are coming over here. You guys miss your mommy~?

So they can already move around, huh? I saw them just a short while ago and they couldn't even open their eyes yet! Animals are amazing! They become independent so quickly! ♪

Yuzuru Fushimi Summer School Dialogue Render

If they are unable to quickly stand on their own feet, they will simply just become prey in the natural world, after all.

It is more rare for one to have a long period of almost complete helplessness like humans.

Fufu. How adorable... they remind me of young master when he was small.

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

Isn't Touri-kun small even now? Anyhow, er... so by babies, you meant these kittens?

Are you and onee-sama raising these kittens? Why?

If you have the free time to take care of animals, please participate in Knights' activities more!

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

That's outta my hands — I have an obligation. Little John's one of my important friends.

Tsukasa Suou Archery Dialogue Render

W-what do you mean by that?

Oh, stop speaking so mysteriously and roundabout and give me a clear explanation for once! It's irritating...! I want to eat something sweet!

Yuzuru Fushimi Summer School Dialogue Render

In that case, allow me to prepare some tea ♪

Food and drink are prohibited in the archery hall, so shall we head over to the garden terrace? We can take a break while you tell us everything, Tsukinaga-sama.

Leo Tsukinaga Archery Dialogue Render

Oh, it's not like food n' drink are banned at all.

This is also related to Little John, but this archery hall is extraterritorial... a paradise where it's okay to ignore all rules.

Translation: Shoe
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