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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Rebellion - 37
Location: Light Music Club Clubroom
Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

...A-are you alive, Yuuki?

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

I find it mysterious, myself, but it seems like I am alive, Hidaka-kun.

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Your complexion is terrible, Yuuki. Also, why are your clothes so tattered? Was your special training that intense?

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

Hidaka-kun, you have the voice and complexion of the dead too, you know?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

It seems that we've both tasted hell, haven't we?

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

This... is going to continue for two weeks, isn't it?

(With All His Might) Hokuto Hidaka CG
Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

I am regretting this a little. I... might die in the middle of it. If it comes to that, please handle the rest.

Perhaps, we might have sold our souls to a demon.

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

That is an apt comparison, isn't it? Fufufu. There's nothing I can do but laugh anymore, huh? If we can't win against the student council even with this, I might seriously die from shock.

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

That's right, we will absolutely win. If not, then the blood and sweat and tears we have shed will have been in vain.

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

You cried, Hidaka-kun? Your tears, I can't imagine them, though.

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

They made me cry from laughter. My special training had that sort of purpose. Since it was about how I should relax more, and be more flexible~ see.

I was shown nothing but the twins' manzai[1] act, and when I sat there without laughing even a little, I was tickled all over my body. Like that, I was driven to within an inch of death by laughter.

Also, under the pretext of fostering flexibility, they made me eat a lot of sour food, too.

And I also did flexibility exercises, and things... I haven't the slightest idea what the purpose was.

I laughed too much, my abdominal muscles and face hurt... If I did not laugh with the appropriate timing while watching the twins' antics, I would be tickled. It was pretty much torture.

However, thanks to that, I have become quite knowledgeable, you know. About comedy.

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

We... certainly, we were idols, weren't we...?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Yeah. We should be, but for some reason, we were basically doing comedy practice. Through that process, they also made me do my own manzai act.

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

Hidaka-kun doing manzai... I can't imagine that either, you know. What was it like?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

I don't want to say, I want to forget it. However, I must get used to this.

I was told, over and over again, "Become an idiot!" And so, I tried to become an idiot... Even though I tried and tried...

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

That's enough, that's enough, Hidaka-kun. You don't have to say anything. You did a lot of hard work, didn't you?

Hidaka-kun, it seems like you had the type of special training that hurts your soul, but... I had normal physical special training, you know. My whole body has muscle aches now.

He said it was because I lacked fundamental stamina, so, while Oogami-kun beat me with a bamboo sword, I did strength training and running.

Also, bungee and stuff.

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

What was that about?

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

In the name of curing me of my cowardice, he made me bungee jump off the roof...

Again and again, endlessly, until the teachers noticed and scolded us.

It looks like it became a pain for Oogami-kun in the middle. Eventually, it seemed like he was going to make me bungee without the rope, you know.

That's... just throwing yourself to your death, huh, isn't it?

Ughh. When I was bungee jumping, my glasses fell and broke, and all.

Right now, I'm wearing a backup pair, but when Oogami-kun saw that, for some reason he got senselessly mad! I don't get it!

Also, he threw me into a hole where a lot of reptiles and other creatures were slithering around, and stuff.

He made me get on his friend's motorcycle and play chicken with him, and shot me with a model gun, you know...?

Is that... really an idol's special training? What was an idol, again?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

It seems like you'd get PTSD from that, huh? You had it tough too, didn't you?

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

The most crushing thing for my heart was that I didn't know what connection this had with improving my ability as an idol, you know!

Hey, Hidaka-kun, by some chance, could Sakuma-senpai be messing with us!?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Don't suspect that, Yuuki.

This is special training. If I, myself, am not persuaded that it is necessary hardship in order for us to grow, then I feel as though my heart will be crushed, too.

Right now, the only thing we can do is believe and strive in it. Dreaming of that day, someday, when our labors will be rewarded.

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

Now that you mention it, while we've been made to do nightmarish special training like this, Akehoshi-kun and Transfer Student-chan have been having a carefree date, haven't they?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

That's right, isn't it? For some reason, that makes me unreasonably irritated.

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

Yeah, it's not fair that it's just Akehoshi-kun, huh?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Yeah, even though we're a unit right? ♪

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

We're comrades, aren't we? Akehoshi-kun should taste the same agony and despair as us, shouldn't he? ♪

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Hm?

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

What's wrong, Hidaka-kun?

...Huh!? Transfer Student-chan!

Transfer Student-chan, are you by yourself? Wasn't Akehoshi-kun with you?

Wh-what's wrong? Don't pull on me! My whole body has muscle aches, and if I lose my focus, I feel like I'm going to fall apart!

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Transfer Student, what's wrong? Tell us the situation properly.

It's okay, I'll do something about it. So, take a deep breath and calm down.

...Something... happened to Akehoshi?

Yuuki, can you move? I don't get it very well, but somehow, it seems it's an emergency situation.

Although at this point, we already want to go home for today and sleep like logs... It's a shame, but it seems we won't be able to do that.

Makoto Yuuki School Dialogue Render

Alright, alright. We're so busy, going from one thing to another, aren't we~? I'm starting to have fun, you know!

  1. Manzai is a style of traditional comedy in Japan, where two people do jokes with one another quickly. One person is usually the "Boke (ボケ)" or "fool" or the "funny man" while the other is the "Tsukkomi (突っ込み)" or "interrupter" or the "straight man." Subaru and Makoto often do their jokes in a Manzai attempt, with Subaru being the Boke and Makoto being the Tsukkomi.
Translation: Rainbow
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