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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Rebellion - 35
Location: Empty Classroom
Hajime Shino School Dialogue Render

Here, here, this is our green room~♪

We didn't have the funds to rent a real green room, so we're using an empty classroom. It's a little far away from the auditorium, so it's not very convenient, but...

Akehoshi-senpai, Transfer Student-senpai, please feel free to come on in ♪

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render
Pa~rdon me ☆ Are you working, Men? Well done, well done![1]
Hajime Shino School Dialogue Render

Ahaha. Akehoshi-sempai, who are you supposed to be with that...?

Mitsuru Tenma Rabits Dialogue Render

Hajime-cha~n!

You're late, you're late! I was getting bored of waiting!

Everyone else is already finished preparing. You're the only one left, Hajime-chan~♪

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Whoa? What? Don't suddenly come flying out at us!

Mitsuru Tenma Rabits Dialogue Render

Huh? Who are you!?

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

You took the words from my mouth! Who are you? One of Shinonon's friends?

Hajime Shino School Dialogue Render

Ah, Mitsuru-kun. I'm sorry, my work as a receptionist ran long.

I'll introduce you. This is my friend from the other first-year class, Tenma Mitsuru-kun. We're in a unit together ♪

(Super Star) Mitsuru Tenma CG
Mitsuru Tenma Rabits Dialogue Render

Ahem! I'm Hajime-chan's number one friend and the pride of Ra*bits, their superstar! I'm Tenma Mitsuru, yanno! Nice to meet you, yanno!

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Yanno this, yanno that. This kid's noisy, huh?

Well, whatever, I'll introduce myself too! I'm Shinonon's number one fan and the center of Trickstar! I'm Akehoshi Subaru, yanno! Nice to meet you too, yanno ☆

Hajime Shino School Dialogue Render

You've caught the "yanno" bug too, Senpai...♪

Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

Hajime, stop goofing around and get changed into your stage outfit.

We're not up for a while, but we want to have a quick meeting and rehearsal.

Hajime Shino School Dialogue Render

Ah, Tomoya-kun. You're right, if I don't get changed... I'm sorry for being so slow.

Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

Don't apologize. That's a bad habit of yours, Hajime. Here's your outfit~ Hurry up and get changed, okay?

Hajime Shino School Dialogue Render

Okay. Thank you for everything, Tomoya-kun ♪

Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

That's my line, alright? After all, if you hadn't earned on-campus funds and stuff, we wouldn't have been able to make these outfits.

Well, it was that idiot Mitsuru who went off and ordered them on his own.

Mitsuru Tenma Rabits Dialogue Render

Ahem ♪

(Considerate) Tomoya Mashiro CG
Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

I wasn't praising you. Don't go running off on your own, keep pace with the rest of us. It's hard to chase after you, and we're a unit, got it?

Hajime Shino School Dialogue Render

Fufu. I think it's thanks to you giving it your all that we haven't fallen apart, Tomoya-kun.

You're the central pillar supporting Ra*bits...♪

You're always a huge help, really.

Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

If that's how you feel, then don't go adding to my troubles. Well, still, you guys are more "decent" compared to all the weirdos in this academy.

That's why I'm in a unit with you guys. You're wa~y more pleasant to deal with than the drama club's own Masked Pervert, you know?

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Drama club? Does that mean you're an acquaintance of Hokke's?

Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

Who's "Hokke"? Do you mean Hokuto-senpai, by any chance?

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Yeah, yeah. I'm in a unit with Hokke ☆

Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

Hmm. When I invited Hokuto-senpai to join Ra*bits, he turned me down, saying that he already had a "prior commitment". That was you, wasn't it?

Then, is our opponent today possibly...? No way, I don't want to fight with Hokuto-senpai!

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Nah, I just came to cheer for you guys~♪

Come to think of it, I didn't actually check earlier, but what unit are you guys and Shinonon up against?

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

A picture is worth a thousand words! See for yourself~♪

Fu fu fu. I used the broadcasting committee's privileges to set up a camera in the auditorium~ We can watch footage of the dream fes from the spectators' point of view!

The first unit has already started their performance~♪

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Whoa, what? You're another tiny "shrimp", huh~?

Hajime Shino Rabits Dialogue Render

Ra*bits is mostly first years and is a small and cutesy unit ♪

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Oh, Shinonon! That's your personal stage outfit? You're really cute~☆

Hajime Shino Rabits Dialogue Render

Ehehe. Thank you very much~♪

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

Stop lazing and listen when someone talks to you~!

Hajime Shino Rabits Dialogue Render

Oh! Sorry, Ni~chan.

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

"Ni~chan"? Is this guy another freshman? You're tiny, how cute~♪

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

Shtop calling me "cute"! I'm a third-year. I'm your senior, you know~?

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Huh, senior? No waaay! Even though you're shorter than the other freshmen?

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

Don't call me short! I'm in 3-B, I'm the president of the tennis club, and I'm the chairman of the broadcasting committee! I'm also the leader of Ra*bits, Nito Nazuna!

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Your name is cute too~♪

(Snapping Rabbit) Nazuna Nito CG
Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

UMYAAA! Are you drying to pigga fight~? You're pisshing me off! I'm arready on edge ‘caushe it'sh right before the dream fesh! Even a weak liddle bunny'll bite if you maeg it mad~!

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Ahaha. You can't speak right when you're mad, huh? Cute~♪

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

Don't pet me! Hey, Hajime-chin, do something about this guy! Actually, don't go bringing in outshiders at all!

Hajime Shino Rabits Dialogue Render

I'm sorry. Still, Nii-chan, you're always telling us to treasure the people rooting for us, you know?

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

Hmph. If you didn't mean anything bad by it, that's fine. ...Just don't get in the way, you guys, got it?

Anyways, more importantly, look at the footage. Take a look at our opponent's performance! If you know the enemy and know yourshelf, you need nod fear the reshuld of a hundred battlesh...☆

Hajime Shino Rabits Dialogue Render

You're jumbling your words so much that I can't tell what you're saying, Nii-chan ♪

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

Hmph~. Now's the only time you can be so lighthearted. The unit we're going up against is one of the student council's units, after all~

Tomoya Mashiro Rabits Dialogue Render

The student council... Of anyone it could've been, that's the worst opponent to have.

Nazuna Nito Rabits Dialogue Render

Yup. Brace yourselves, or we'll be "sacrificial rabbits". We'll be crushed underfoot, minced up, and turned into fodder for the student council, you know~?

This time, the unit participating in the dream fes is...

Akatsuki, a unit led by the vice president of the student council, who you could call the strongest person while the president's away on a long-term hospitalization.

They're a worthy opponent. Well, they probably don't even see us as an opponent, though~

Let's do all we can to give them an unpleasant surprise. We'll show them everything Ra*bits has!

  1. Just like he did back in Chapter 25, Subaru is imitating Tokugawa Mitsukuni as he is portrayed in a long-running Japanese period drama called "Mito Komon".
Translation: Linnæus
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