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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Rebellion - 21
Location: Light Music Club Room
Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

UGAAAAAH! Cut out the happy-go-lucky bullshit~! Don't be so calm! I'll kill you!

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

What's gotten into you? You're making a racket.

I'm old and rather slow to wake up, so I'll get a headache if you make a fuss right next to me...

The~re, there, I've been neglecting you a lot lately. You've been lonely, haven't you?

Poochy, come here, boy. I shall toss a ball for you to fetch...♪

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Don't call me Poochy! I'm not a dog, I'm a proud, noble wolf!

And don't go pulling off that chuunibyou[1] crap perfectly from the moment you wake up~! "I'm old" my ass, you're so irritating!

If you're really a vampire, then act like one and go shut yourself away in a coffin for the rest of eternity!

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

I believe that you pull off the whole "I'm a wolf" or what have you rather flawlessly yourself, though~?

There, there, poor Poochy. I know what happened. Kiryu-kun bullied you, so you came running back here with your tail between your legs, didn't you?

That devilish[2] child is like a chestnut on the fire. If you touch him carelessly, you'll get yourself seriously injured.

He's far more dangerous than the student council. You went barking up the wrong tree, didn't you, Poochy?

Come now, stop making that face like you're about to cry and come over here. I, kind as I am, shall comfort you. I'll scratch behind your ears...♪

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

I'll beat ya to death, bastard~! I'll kill you a hundred times over, then kill you a hundred times more for good measure!

Yuta Aoi School Dialogue Render

Still, you've got a knowing look. Were you watching the Dream Fes yesterday, Sakuma-senpai?

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

You've got good ears, as always~

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

Kukuku. I know everything -- if it has to do with this academy, I know it all.

That aside... Please don't go doing things your own way too much, Poochy.

It is not all so pleasant having the student council keeping an eye on us, okay?

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

I've been rioting because you're a gutless coward, though, you bastard~! Do something, at least a little! I'm begging you!

There's no way you think this academy's fine "the way it is" either! Right!?

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

I understand how you feel, but calm down, Poochy. I am but one of the "three oddballs", so I cannot make a move carelessly.

If there was a full-on war between the student council and us three oddballs, we shall be the ones crushed, you know?

Even though we "Five Oddballs" were once well-renowned, basking in our own glory, two of us have since broken. The remaining two besides myself are too free-spirited to be able to control.

Even if I were to go against them alone, I would not be able to leave so much as a scratch upon the rock-solid student council.

It is best that things stay peaceful. It may be suffocating, but peace is peace, so we'll just have to make do. Isn't that right, Poochy?

By the way, have you eaten yet...?

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Don't act senile, you decrepit bastard. There's no way things are fine the way they are, right!?

Fighting against the machine is what rock and roll is all about. I'll take on the student council alone if I have to!

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

Now, now, I've been telling you to calm down.

I also find the academy's present situation boring, but now is not the time.

In order to mobilize at any time... I believe I have been making all the necessary preparations.

Fortunately, a seed has been sowed in this academy that will doubtless bring commotion.

It has spread its roots through the ruins of this academy and is attempting to make flowers bloom where even dreams have withered.

The moment that seed buds will be our long-awaited chance. Wait for the night to fall, Poochy.

What? The sun will surely set and the night will come. There is no such thing as a sun that dominates the top of the sky forever.

Let us eagerly await the chaos of night. That is the time most fitting for us denizens of darkness to make our move. Kukkukku ♪

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

The hell? What's that supposed to mean? Speak so I can understand you!

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

Kukuku. Soon, you too will come to understand. This is but "the calm before the storm", is it not?

More importantly, though, this has piqued my interest a bit. I think I'd like to get a look at the rumored transfer student. I wonder if we could meet somehow?

Koga Oogami School Dialogue Render

Transfer student... Wait, that chick? You mean the one who was with that idiot Akehoshi?

Rei Sakuma School Dialogue Render

Indeed. Sorry, Aoi-kuns, but could I ask you to fetch her? I'd like to assess her and see just what kind of a person she is.

Our Poochy here was quite rude to her, so I must offer her my apologies as well...

Be courteous. Depending on the circumstances, that transfer student may just be the most precious treasure in the whole academy. We'd be in trouble if we did anything rude, so think of it as walking on eggshells ♪

  1. In case you haven't heard "chuunibyou" around before, it roughly means "middle school syndrome" and is when someone makes a persona and pretends like they have super powers which make them better than ordinary people around them when really, most of the time, it makes them look weird.
  2. The "devilish" is a nod to Kuro's last name, which is written with the same character.
Translation: Linnæus
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