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Writer: 結城由乃 (Yuuki Yoshino)
Poison À La Mode 6
Location: 2-B Classroom
Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Alright, attention please~! Lecturer Hinata Aoi has arrived!

Ta~da! Today's course focuses on making fake sweets. Everyone, do you know what a fake sweet is?

The person sitting closest to the front, Kagehira-senpai, go ahead and answer!

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Nnah?! Um, um... When ya say fake, ya mean it's just imitatin' candy, right?

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

You got it! Today I'll be teaching everyone how to make cookies and macarons, using paper-mâché as our base.

By the way, this is a macaron I made! Well? It looks delicious, doesn't it~? ♪

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Ahaha, that's the one Class Rep showed me before.

Hinata-kun, aren't macarons hard t'make? I ain't that handy, so m'worried that it's gonna come out all bumpy.

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Hm~. It's good to have dexterity when preparing macaron batter[1], but when it comes to rounding out clay it pretty much has nothing to do with any measurement~.

Plus, even if it's bumpy at first, you'll get the hang of making them in time.

But if you still can't do it, then I'll help you out!

Now then, instead of just talking five-ever, let's just try it out!

Step one: Follow my lead in molding the clay, okay~? Roll, roll ♪

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Roll, roll..♪ Ahaha, doin' somethin' you'd find in an art class is pretty fun, huh ♪

Mao Isara School Dialogue Render

Hinata-kun's is pink, and Kagehira's is purple... Alright, I'll make mine green.

..~♪

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

You know, I jumped out of my skin when you suddenly ran up to me and asked me to teach you how to make these, Kagehira-senpai!

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

M'sorry, I didn't mean t'scare ya.

When the Class Rep showed me the fake sweet ya made, I suddenly thought, "That's it!" an' it wouldn't leave me.

I grabbed onto him pretty forcefully when I heard where he'd gotten his hands on somethin' like that, and raced over to the Garden Terrace t'meet ya.

"I can't let this chance escape!" is kinda the way I felt, but I musta looked pretty scary.

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Yeah, you were rushing at me with such a terrifying expression on that I wondered what I did.

Welp, hearing you just wanted me to teach you how to make fake sweets for Hime-kun was kind of anticlimactic though.

Fufu. You're a nice person, Kagehira-senpai.

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Nnagh, shouldn't ya be sayin' that about the Class Rep? 'Cause he's got nothin' to do with me, yet he's helpin' me make fake sweets.

Mao Isara School Dialogue Render

But I do have something to do with you, don't I? Didn't I tell you that I'd help you in any way I could?

There. Hey, Hinata-kun, is this right?

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Perfect, perfect! And now, we'll press it down! Squ~ish..☆

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Aah! Even though we went through the trouble of rollin' it into a ball, we're just gonna pancake the heck outta it?!

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Don't get so mad~. This part'll become the batter, so it's not in vain or anything.

Roll, roll, squish, squish..♪

"Hiya, Mika-chan!"

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

I didn't expect that!?

Wow, I'm yer senpai, so ain't it bad to say my name with "-chan"~?

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Huh? Do you care about stuff like that, Kagehira-senpai?

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Nah, not really. But ya usually wouldn't wanna do that, ya know?

Yer a good kid though, so m'sure anyone'd take it as a misundertandin'.

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Like I thought, you really are a nice person~.

And it's not like I'd usually call out to you like that either, Kagehira-senpai.

The kid who was calling out to you before is right here. Right, Usakichi~? ♪

Mao Isara School Dialogue Render

Usakichi? Ahh, you made a rabbit out of the clay.

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Ya really are good with yer hands, Hinata-kun.

Ya made that bunny as cute as it oughta be. I love cute things like this, so seein' it's gettin' me excited ♪

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Thanks~♪ Usakichi'll take your praise happily too ♪

U~m, Kagehira-senpai, you're really into scary things too, right?

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Yup!

... But not a lotta other people get why.

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

I'm pretty good with spooks, ya know~? Like, I absolute looove tests of courage..☆

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Tests of courage, huh... Anythin' spooky like a ghost's up my way too ♪

Mao Isara School Dialogue Render

Can you two get back on topic~? We seriously have to get these fake sweets done.

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Nnah, yer right. At least I got a lotta clay rollin' done while we were chattin'. Hinata-kun, what d'ya want us to do after this?

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

Press the clay just like I did before to make something that's like the macaron's batter~

Once you've shaped it into a macaron-ish circle, twist some of the dough to make the whipped cream, and then top it off with another circle!

You can put some more whipped cream on it if you'd like, or decorate it with rhinestones to make it even cuter~♪[2]

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Nnah, M'gettin' excited just listenin' to ya ♪

Hinata Aoi School Dialogue Render

We'll also make cookies and candies today~ If you've got any questions, don't hesitate to ask Hinata-sensei!

Mika Kagehira School Dialogue Render

Thank ya~. Ok~ay, let's pound out these fake sweets~!

  1. Here, Hinata's referring to how it's important to have quick but steady hands when mixing or piping out macaronage/macaron batter.
  2. As a result, they'd end up looking like Whipples.
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