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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Pirates Beach - 1
Location: Beach
Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Ah~...

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

What's wrong, Oogami? Your soul is leaving your body through your mouth.

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Uh~...

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

As one would expect, you are bothered by the heat. The "UNDEAD" black costumes are absorbing the heat, so it will be somewhat enduring event. Is this appearance appropriate?

Anzu supplied us with cold sports drinks, so drink.

After a little, you'll probably become "better," Oogami.

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Gaaah! Shut uuup! It's too fucking hot and it's pissing me off, get the fuck off!

Stay the fuck away from me, the heat off other people makes it too hot, it could kill me...!

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Making too much noise will make it hotter, Oogami.

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Oye oye, what's with that calm face? You asshole, you're not even sweatin' at all~!

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

I am fine in the heat. The home country of my father's side of the family has much higher temperatures. It is Japan's humidity that I'm not accustomed to.

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Hah? How should I know 'bout what your family's like?

Are ya making fun of me, Adonis? Sayin' "can't you endure just this much heat?"!?

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

That's your persecution complex. ... Here, Ogami. Have a sports drink.

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

(munch)... (gulp gulp)

Fuhaah! Warm! What's this, it ain't effective at all! That Anzu!

Hurry up and get me somethin' freezin cold, or I'm gonna die in this heat...!

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

You gulped it so much that it became warm. It isn't Anzu's fault, Oogami.

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

It's Anzu's fault! Or better yet, it's the summer's fault, goddammit!

It's summer break, ain't it? Why do we hafta work at this damned crowded beach!?

Yeah, it's been a while since we've been able to do a live, so they made us come out here. But if it's servin' customers in a beach clubhouse or pickin' up garbage on the beach sand...

Is that a job for "UNDEAD"-- no, is that the work of an idol!?

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

If you have complaints, tell it to our seniors who took this job for us. Or I should say, if you're able to use your mouth to grumble and complain that much, then don't do the work.

You won't be serious while you're angry, yes?

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Hah? Don't ya know!? If it's servin' customers I ain't got any reason to do that. I can muster up the mood for that so I can sing at full power and full throttle, can't I!?

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

I see. Then you're serious, aren't you...?

Take heart, Oogami, it seems that Anzu is thinking of something. We are "UNDEAD," surely we'll have the chance to stand on stage.

I heard that "Ryuseitai" may be holding something like a "Pirate Festival" on the shore.

Originally, it was a job only for "Ryuseitai," however it seems that Anzu is undergoing adjustments so that it will be open for us to be able to participate.

Aside from that, it seems that Anzu is doing the production work. Perhaps, it will be possible, don't you agree? Even now, Anzu is in a big hurry, making the costumes for us.

She's hardworking isn't she, that Anzu. Ogami, it would be good if you follow her example. Stop sulking and show some willingness.

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Hah, a "Pirate Festival"? Doesn't that seem like fun!?

I mean, instead of them goody goody pretenders in "Ryuseitai," we "UNDEAD" are way more suited for that~, don't ya think? ♪

Hey, hey, so what're the details?

Pirates, huuh... So on a ship, we'll be singing and stuff, but gettin' exposed to the sea air and gettin' wet means it's not good to have instruments, won't it?

We won't be able to play any music and if the ship shakes, it'd also be hard to dance on top of it, won't it? Is she really thinkin' hard on this, that Anzu?

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

You're really getting into this, aren't you? ... Do you like ships, Oogami?

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Hah? S'there a member that doesn't like it? To get yourself completely pumped, ya gotta put your foot on the bow of the ship and set your sights for the Dark Continent!

Wahoo, it's the Age of Discovery, yeah~ ✩

Adonis Otogari UNDEAD Dialogue Render

I see... You're really a kid, Oogami.

Kaoru Hakaze UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Now now, the two of you, no chitchatting about nonsense while on the job~

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Ah, it's you~! Hakaze--... sempai. Didja hear something different?

What're we doin' serving customers for, that ain't our character, is it!?

Kaoru Hakaze UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Don't bark at me, Pup-chan. You're in front of the customers, so smile~ smile~ ♪

Well, I mean Anzu-chan really tricked me, didn't she?

She told me "Let's go to the sea together" so I said "OK!" without thinking. I didn't expect it was for work, you know~?

Not only that, I thought that I'd get to see Anzu-chan's swimsuit, see? Yet she's gone off somewhere, while I'm stuck babysitting some damn brats...?

Argh, it's really the worst~ ♪

Ah well, it's still fine, I like the sea, after all. And since this is an overnight job, I'll have as many chances as I like to get close with Anzu-chan ♪

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

The fuck? Are you horny? Bastard, is that all you're thinking of!?

Kaoru Hakaze UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Haha. This doesn't involve you, how annoying.

More importantly, do the two of you know where Sakuma-san went?

He said something about making plans so that we could participate in the "Pirate Festival", but I heard that that was originally not our job, was it?

I don't know anything about it since I'm been serving the customers. I was able to get the numbers of a few young girls in swimsuits so I'm having fun but...

"What was our original job supposed to be about~?" I've been curious about that.

Anzu-chan persuaded me and then completely escaped, so I didn't get a chance to hear it from her. As for Sakuma-san, could he possibly know anything about it?

Koga Oogami UNDEAD Dialogue Render

Hah? That's right, I ain't seen him anywhere, that blood-sucking bastard...

Is that asshole skippin' out, or maybe when he went out into the sun, did he end up turnin' to ash?

Ah dammit! I don't understand at all and it's pissing me off! This whole thing's the summer's fault, goddammit!

Translation: Riitranslates
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