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Writer: 西岡麻衣子 (Nishioka Maiko)
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Location: Café "Cinnamon"
Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Whazzu~p! The great Rinne-sama has come all the way over here to you loners to lend you a helpin’ hand ☆

Oh wowowow, no need to sob tears of gratitude.

I can’t leave kids who are sittin’ by themselves in the corner of the classroom alone, it’s in my nature. Hm~m, I’m such a class rep ♪

And as such, I’m gonna go right ahead and confiscate Kohaku-chan’s computer~☆ You shouldn’t bring that kind of thing to school!

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Ugyaah!? What’cha doin’, you utter moron! Don’t lean on my head! And give back my laptop at once!

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Ooh, what a filthy mouth you’ve got on you. It’s what you get for being glued to your computer screen 24/7! I don’t recall havin’ raised you to be like this!

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

And I don’t recall bein’ raised by you at all. You oughta re-enrol in life.

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Kyahaha ☆ You’re as lively as ever, Kohaku-chan ♪ Best for kids to be full of energy like that!

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Don’t treat me like a kid every chance you get, it’s a real pisser.

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Fufu. How nice to see you two on good terms.

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

What were you lookin’ at that gave you that idea. Your eyes can’t possibly be that bad.

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Nevermind all that. Hey Kohaku-chan, is your head just for decoration or what?

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

What’s this all outta nowhere. Did you come over here just to pick a fight with me?

How about instead of losin’ your heart on this pointless endeavour, you go back over there and play your little board game with Niki-han?

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

I’m sorry to say that Niki gave me the brush-off. Who does he think he is, rejectin’ me?

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

-- HiMERU thinks that was a rather wise decision on his part.

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Hey, you’re so mean. Well, I’ll just kick Niki’s ass for that later…

Anyway, this is about you, Kohaku-chan. I overheard what you were talkin’ about earlier.

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

What. Did you come here to say some sentimental nonsense, too?

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

No~pe? Actually, I think you had a point. Only a third-rate gambler regrets the number on a dice they bet on and gets all down in the dumps about it.

Way healthier to just think about your next move instead.

But y’know. That only applies when you were the one who rolled the dice in the first place.

If you renounce your ability to think and resign yourself to the status quo, you’re not even a third-rate gambler -- You’re just a doll then, nothin’ more.

Forget about that newcomer-whatever thingie, someone like that couldn’t even get any job in the first place!

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Thanks for the sermon. Are you tryin’ to tell me I’m just a doll?

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Just a warnin’. ‘Cause from what I heard, it’s an adults’ duty to correct childrens’ mistakes.

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

……..

I admit that I’ve never taken on a job before, yes. And as long as that stands, nothin’ I’ll say is gonna sound persuasive to you.

Very well. Since you insist, I’m gonna find a job for Crazy:B.

That way I can verify myself if what people say ‘bout it is true. You’ve got no complaints about that, I assume.

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Oh? Awesome, that’s the spirit! Just how I like it ♪

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Amagi, please wait.

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Aahn? What’s up?

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

-- Won’t there be trouble if we take on a job without running it by the agency first? I thought “that”’s how it is for us.

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Don’t sweat the small stuff. We should be able to talk that out with the agency later! Don’t we have enough of a track record to allow for those kinda negotiations? It’ll work itself out.

It’s a critical moment to see if our little Kohaku-chan can net us a job, after all.

...Hmm? Speakin’ of which, doesn’t it... -- Yeah, it feels like a gamblin’ parlor in here!

Kyahahaha ☆ Am I right, am I right!? Alriiight! Let’s bet on whether or not Kohaku-chan is gonna be able to get a job for us!

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Hah? How idiotic…

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

-- Amagi… To think that you’d turn this into a gamble… Even HiMERU is disgusted.

(Easygoing Chef) Niki Shiina Full Render

Rinne-kun, I guess the bet is off, huh~?

Sorry for the wait~. HiMERU-kun and Kohaku-chan, here’s your coffee and hiyashi-ame[1].

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Ah! Why didn’t you bring me a drink!? Shouldn’t it be common sense for you to bring me my drink first!?

(Easygoing Chef) Niki Shiina Full Render

Owww! Owowowow! Don’t put me in a headlock! It’s not like you ordered anything in the first place, right, Rinne-kun!?

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Whether I ordered a drink or not, you shoulda brought me one either way! Oraora~♪

(Easygoing Chef) Niki Shiina Full Render

Please don’t ask the impossible of me~! GyaAH!? Owowow!? It seriously hurts!

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

This is my passionate hug of love! Except it’s limited to your noggin only! Isn’t your head just spinnin’ from happiness, Niki? Revel in it some more, you little shit~♪

(Easygoing Chef) Niki Shiina Full Render

My head is spinning for other reasons, though~! Cut it out for real, Rinne-kun…

Ah, now I’m seeing stars!? Isn’t this real bad!?

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

-- That’s enough, Amagi. Well, HiMERU thinks it’s not a good idea to decrease the number of members in our unit at this point…

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Aahn? ...Hmm, guess you’re right.

(Easygoing Chef) Niki Shiina Full Render

Puhah! I almost crossed the River Styx just now…

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

By the way, Shiina, what makes you think Amagi’s gamble won’t come into existence?

....That said, HiMERU also hesitates to approve of that kind of gamble.

(Easygoing Chef) Niki Shiina Full Render

Hmm? Ah~, no. That’s not what I meant by that~?

I was just saying, since you can easily get a job just by opening WholeHands and scrolling through it for a minute, it won’t make much of a wager...

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

...Now that you say it, you’re right. What gives, Rinne-han, were you tryin’ to let me win?

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Gyahahaha ☆ As if I’d ever make such a borin’ bet! Equal terms is what makes a gamble interestin’!

That’s right! As you say, as things stand right now, Kohaku-chan’s got the advantage. That’s why we’ll give him a “handicap”!

HiMERU Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

A “handicap”...?

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Y’know how racehorses get weights strapped to their backs before they enter a race as a handicap? Somethin’ like that!

And Kohaku-chan’s “handicap” is namely -- me! Go ahead and applaud me~☆

Kohaku Oukawa Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

You’re leavin’ out somethin’ here. After all, you’re my “handicap” every day already. That’s how much of a nuisance you are.

Rinne Amagi Casual Spring-Summer Live 2D Dialogue Render

Heyheyhey, don’t be so cold. Rinne-kun’s gonna cry, y’know?

Well, in any case. I’ll go out and try to find a job as well. It’s a match between me and Kohaku-chan to see who can get the better job!

I bet I can find the best job! And I’m sure you’re bettin’ on yourself too, Kohaku-chan.

And of course, there’s gonna be a penalty game [2] for the loser ♪

  1. Hiyashi-ame is a cold, refreshing beverage from the Kansai area Kohaku hails from. It’s made of dissolved malt syrup, water and ginger and then chilled.
  2. Penalty Game
Translation: Bakemonoremy
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