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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Hierarchy - 10
Location: Packed Outdoor Stage
Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

This is bad~!

Very bad very bad verybadverybad~!

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Hm? What about the pervert?[1] Did our club president do something again?

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Huh? What? No! I said this is "very bad"! Ossu! Sorry to bother you, Senpai, but have you seen my boss?

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

Hmm, that's a pretty sudden question…

Maybe it'd be better if you could start explaining from the top. Who are you referring to when you say "boss"? And why exactly are you looking for him?

If possible, I can help you out, but first, I need to know the details.

If I remember correctly, aren't you the one in charge of commentary for this Dragon King Competition?

Shouldn't you be doing that right now? Is it alright for you to be hanging around here?

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Uh, uhh, I wish you wouldn't ask me so many things at once! I'm no good at explainin' things!

Umm, well, "Boss" is my club president. He was supposed to battle against Oogami-senpai from the Light Music Club in today's Dragon King Competition!

But for some reason, I can't find ‘im anywhere!

Hokuto Hidaka School Dialogue Render

That is very bad.

You said you were in the Karate Club, right? So isn't the president of the Karate Club…

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Ossu! It's Kuro Kiryu-senpai! He's the boss I look up to! I really respect him!

Subaru Akehoshi School Dialogue Render

Kiryu-san? But I just saw him a while ago~

At the cafeteria, you know! He was just buying a meal ticket and eating napolitan.

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

What?! Why's he just havin' his lunch time now?! He's supposed to go up next!

You're way too carefree, Boss! I can't believe this~!

Boss~! The Dragon King Competition is a traditional DreamFes that the Karate Club has been the champion of for generations, y'know!

I can't accept the title being snatched away because of some stupid reason like, "I was busy eating lunch"! That's unbelievable!

Kuro Kiryu School Dialogue Render

What are you making so much noise about, Tetsu?

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Ah, Boss! Yo☆ Um, did you finish eating lunch?

Ah, whatever, just hurry up and change and get up on stage, please!

Kuro Kiryu School Dialogue Render

…?

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Huh? Why do you look so surprised?! You're going to fight, Boss, as the Karate Club's representative!

Because you're the strongest man here, Boss!

After all, the main part of the Dragon King Competition is attacking the opponent as they're performing and knocking them offstage!

It'd be a waste to not make use of that special rule that you'll only find in the Dragon King Competition!

But if you want to win the performance the normal way, fair and square, Boss… I'll understand.

Kuro Kiryu School Dialogue Render

Ah, no, sorry… To be honest, I just forgot all about the Dragon King Competition.

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Seriously?! I can't just let you play this off as simple carelessness! Please get it together, Boss~!

Come on, it's not too late to get up onstage now! Go and show that "Mad Dog" from the Light Music Club the pride of the Karate Club~!

That scrawny "Rockin' Soul" guy'll be blown by just one of Boss' karate punches☆

Kuro Kiryu School Dialogue Render

Tetsu.

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Ossu!

Kuro Kiryu School Dialogue Render

Violence doesn't solve anything.

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Ehhhh?! What are you saying now of all times?! It's perfectly fine to use violence! It's part of the rules for the Dragon King Competition~!

Koga Oogami AI Dialogue Render

Hey, hey, some kind of trouble?

How pathetic~ Makin' it seem you've lost already before you even started puttin' up a fight!

Or are you intimidated by me? Huh? Mr. Monkey Hill "Boss"?

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Ah, he's makin' fun of you! What do we do, Boss?! He's totally lookin' down on you!

Let's say somethin' back! Boss~!

Kuro Kiryu School Dialogue Render

Quiet. You'll drown out the performance if you keep shouting like that.

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Ehhhh?! How come you're so proper when it comes to that, Boss?! But you're allowed to interfere in the Dragon King Competition!

How many times are you gonna make me say that~?!

Kuro Kiryu School Dialogue Render

In martial arts, you begin with a bow, and end with a bow.

Tetora Nagumo School Dialogue Render

Wait, huh? Just forget about that for now! This isn't martial arts, it's a fight!

If you bow to him after he spit right in your face like that, you'll just end up looking like a fool, Boss!

  1. Very bad/Pervert (大変/変態): Probably doesn't work as smoothly in English, but in the Japanese, Tetora says taihen ("very bad"/"big trouble"/etc) repeatedly very fast, which makes it sound like hentai ("pervert"/"hentai"), which is usually what the infamous president of the Drama Club, which Hokuto is a member of, is referred to by (hentai kamen/"Masked Weirdo").
Translation: Enstars Translates
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