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Writer: 日日日 (Akira)
Christmas Eve's Secret Directive 5
Location: Student Council Room
Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render
It's going to be Christmas soon, Keito.
Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render
So what, Eichi.
Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render

[sigh] ...The world is in a festive mood, and yet you're as thick-skinned as always, Keito.

What's so Christmas-y about quietly doing paperwork in the student council room?

Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render

Do I have a choice? This year's work has to be completed before the year ends. Otherwise I'd have to go to school during the New Year holiday just for this, which would be too troublesome.

Anyway, I'm trying to concentrate, so don't talk to me.

Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render
You're so mean. ...Can we at least decorate this place with a tree?
Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render

This is the season where it's easy to fall ill, so calm down. — if you have nothing to do, then go home.

Why do you always stay and lounge around in the student council room like this?

Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render
This is my castle, Keito. But, hm, I suppose staring at your familiar face isn't really fun... can I do some paperwork too?
Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render

You are doing nothing, Eichi. You collapsed and got hospitalized this season last year — this time you're really going to die. Take care of yourself more.

I can handle this kind of work. You have no place in this.

Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render

That's no fair. You're always taking the fun out of my life like this, Keito.

Actually... now that I think about it, I don't have any memory of spending a fun Christmas Eve with you before.

We've know each other for such a long time too. Don't you want to throw a party?

Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render

It's because we've known each other for a long time that I'd think you'd be aware. I'm a son from a Buddhist temple. Christmas is a Christian event — it has nothing to do with me.

I spend this time every year working or studying.

Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render
That's such a sad life, though it's just like you to do that. ...Hey, can I sing some Christmas songs?
Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render

You're obstructing my work. Go home. If you insist on bothering me I'll contact your house and get them to pick you up.

Your parents entrusted you to me, after all.

Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render

I don't have any intentions of having you take care of me until the day of my funeral.

Jeez. Will you at least be kind to me during my memorial service?

Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render
Don't say that. I'm tired of your "dying, dying" remarks — at this rate, you're going to live a long life.
Tori Himemiya School Dialogue Render
President~☆
Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render

My. How are you, cute Tori? Do you have business with me?

Come over here and sit on my lap ♪

Tori Himemiya School Dialogue Render
Yay ♪ Ehehe, but I have business with vice president instead! Anzu's calling for you — please come over for a bit~ ♪
Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render

Hm? She has business with me?

I wasn't aware. — Actually... that Anzu. She's gained the nerves to call me out like this. Do you know what this is about, Himemiya?

Tori Himemiya School Dialogue Render
Not a clue~ why don't you ask her yourself? Mm~ You smell like tea as always, president ♪
Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render

Fufu. I've had a lot of free time, so I've been drinking a lot of tea. Maybe that's why.

Keito, I'll go do the paperwork, so head over to Anzu.

You can't just ignore the "Producer" when she's calling for you, can you?

Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render
That's — true, but... Fine, I'll be back right away so don't you dare touch those documents. Go bask in the sunlight by the window.
Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render
Aw~... Isn't he terrible, Tori? Keito won't let me do anything. He made me a puppet and is ruling the student council from the shadows.
Tori Himemiya School Dialogue Render
That's so mean~! How treacherous, vice president! You tyrant! Fujiwara clan![1]
Keito Hasumi School Dialogue Render
That's the first time in my life that I've been insulted with "Fujiwara clan"... I'll be going now.
Tori Himemiya School Dialogue Render
I'll come with you as your guide! You don't know where Anzu is after all, right?
Eichi Tenshouin School Dialogue Render
So I'm going to have to house-sit by myself? How lonely. ...Oh well, take care ♪
  1. Fujiwara clan http://epicworldhistory.blogspot.com/2013/10/fujiwara-clan.html — Touri's basically calling keito ("politically") crafty, I guess?
Translation: Shoe
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