Romantic Comedy/Dilemma of Love - 1

{| class="article-table" cellspacing="1/6" cellpadding="2" border="1" align="center" width="100%" ! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#7fb4ea; color:#ffffff;" |Writer: 日日日 (Akira) ! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#7fb4ea; color:#ffffff;" |Location: Light Music Club Classroom Uhm..... so, what'd you need to talk to me about, Sakuma-san?
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Keep it brief, so we can finish up and start the lesson already. There's no point in me and Adonis bein' the only ones to rush ahead.
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I'll go easy on that damn vampire 'cause he's not feelin' well, but you've barely participated in any. He's right. Lately Hakaze-senpai is so busy that the late arrivals and absences just keep on increasing. Exactly. It's become a grave problem. You need to be more careful, Kaoru-kun. Eh~? I've been skipping since forever ago. Why're you scolding me and making such a big deal out of it now? Aahn? Ya shouldn't have been skippin' out in the first place! Just prioritize your damn idol activities! I get what you're trying to say, but isn't a life that's all about work just kinda miserable?
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When we're older work'll just be our "duty" whether we like it or not, so why not play around while you're still young? ♪ Indeed. That would be reality. Still, there's no need to wait on others like a slave, to cast aside everything and abandon your private life.
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It's your life, and generally you should do as you like.

But if your promiscuous behavior aims to harm us in some way, then I'm obliged to give you a scolding.

We are a "unit". Not a something that can survive all on its own.

And that's exactly why I can't just brush aside our dirty laundry.

Uhm.... you're always being overly cryptic, but I still don't really get what you mean here~?
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Actually, it sounds like this whole thing is gonna be exhausting. If it's not all that important, maybe it'd be better if we put it off? We can't. This is an emergency, and it's better to snuff out a flame before it spreads.
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Therefore, Kaoru-kun. First, sit seiza-style right there. Eh, why? I hate sitting seiza-style~ my neck'll get all stiff? Enough. Just sit.
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Ehhh.... uh, okay. Here I am, doing what you told me to do. What's up with you, seriously? You're like, way more serious than usual today.
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It's just making me more and more anxious~?

( Hmm? What is this about, though? I can't think of anything that... well, I can, but? )

( I'm pretty sure I've been watching what I say, and I've even been dodging anything that looks like it'll become a problem? )

( I didn't want to cause any trouble for those kids in UNDEAD who're just giving it their all, 'cause I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I did. )

( I planned on being a pretty good boy, okay? And then Father would misunderstand, and probably say something like, "Kaoru, you've finally changed your mind" ... )

( Ugh, something bad came to mind. ) Kaoru-kun. To see is to believe, so it'd best for you to have a glance at this article first. It'll quickly become very apparent as to why I'm glowering at you like an obstinate old man. Article... ?
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.... huh? Ehhh, this is all just a joke, right? What's wrong? Show it to me too. By article, you mean... ? I wanna see. .... ohh? Uwagh, this is actually hella bad?!
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The hell is this? "UNDEAD's Hakaze Kaoru, Love Affair Revealed"?! The contents of this article are all about some scandal!

Seen with a woman hangin' tightly onto him as they pass a questionable red-light area, and there's even a freakin' photo attached?!

Man, no way you'd want a family member to see this.... and who the hell's this woman with the long hair supposed to be?

Doesn't feel like a snuck shot, either... you can see that playboy's face perfectly!

When was this taken? And who took it?! Eh..... ? Eh...... ? What the? I don't know! I really, really don't remember this at all! Like we can believe ya?! All y'gotta do is look back on your day-to-day actions! Don't even try to play dumb!
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Ahhh, damn it! I knew this would happen someday! We shoulda just castrated ya early on!

You've gotta be shittin' me! We don't need paparazzi messin' with us at a time like this! Ehh? Sorry, but I...... huh?? There's no way. Besides, I seriously don't even remember when this was taken?! Hakaze-senpai... ?
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Uwah, don't look at me like a kid who just got popped by his parent for the first time! I'm telling you, it's not like that! I've been watching myself, really! Huh? Huh~... ? .... Kaoru-kun. Do you intend to explain yourself? Uh, uhmm? It's all wrong! T-This is a trap! Some kind of plot, and someone's trying to frame me! Aahn? Quit yer whinin' and just admit to the crime already! Be a man! Hmm. But I recall a similar incident. Wasn't Trickstar also framed by a questionable article sometime around Halloween? Yeah.... even that idiot Akehoshi was abnormally miserable back then.
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I ran into him during a walk. Leon just kept starin' up at him worriedly the whole time, barking sadly.

Thanks to the stress, even Daikichi's fur was all...

Whatever, that doesn't matter right now! What matters is that the same freakin' traps been set, and this time it's all on UNDEAD!

Dammit! What a bunch of crap! If you're tryin' to pick a fight with us then just sell these shots up front! I'll buy 'em for a high price and then stomp ya right into the ground!

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