Talk:Ritsu Sakuma/@comment-43810040-20200202023341

When I answer the phone I say "Ritsu?" instead of hello, because I’m a hopeful dumb*ss. When I introduce myself, I say MY name is Ritsu, so I can hear his glorious name every time someone calls me. From the moment I wake up until the moment I close my eyes, he is all I think of. When I sleep, he is all I dream of. I chug approximately 29.74 sprites every day, consuming 922 sprites a month...to honor his love of carbonated drinks as well as his birthdate, September 22. I can’t play the piano, but I purchased a grand piano and it is sitting in my house, waiting for him to arrive. I have an empty king sized bed for him to rest in, because he deserves the best. Don't think I didn't buy a set of 6 memory foam pillows along with it. What do you take me for? 90% of my income has been spent on this boy... because of my true, unconditional love for him. My ita bags are unclockable. I get it, it’s a weird flex. But he is my life. Happy Elements said "Ritsu Sakuma". And to that I made the vow to dedicate my soul and entire being to him. SHSHHSJSKSMSJ RITSUUUUUUUUU. I am forever yours.